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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:26
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Google, Scale AI's largest customer, plans split after Meta deal, sources say - CNBC
Then came..
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No way
Two Ocean Bands Are Warming Faster Than Ever — What This Means for Our Climate - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
J.M. Smucker plans to remove artificial colors from its jams and other products - NPR
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
For 9 Days, Earth Was Sending Out Mysterious Signals. Now We Know What They Were. - Yahoo
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR